Score: 10

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submission: Sexy Maid Hentai Quiz

date: August 3, 2008

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Score: 10

"Yay!"

submission: Webcamoose!

date: December 3, 2007

Good ideas, hand drawing and animation, almost perfect...
But about the big tree, it moves like it was BEFORE the row of houses in the middle, but actually is BEHIND it. It should move slower, maybe.
5'd :)

Score: 10

"You hit the spot!"

submission: How 2 Succeed on NG

date: November 29, 2007

Wehel, thats pretty much how it is. Authistic Gordon.
What I was missing is the movement of the narrator. He was moving his lips and his eyebrows, but thats it. No twitching, no twinkling, most parts of his body looked like made of stone or something. The rest of the animation rocks.

Score: 9

"pretty nice"

submission: Intruder : Revelation

date: November 29, 2007

I was impressed by the shadows, everything was quite realistic, except for the fact the actors always were drawn from the front. Somehow. There is no real "actor is turned 34 degrees", only 45 degrees, 90 degrees and zero degrees, which means the film looks like moving sprites. Well, if you didn't get my meaning, don't try to read it again. I never was able to epress myself.

Score: 8

"this is weird"

submission: Trans Fat

date: October 13, 2007

this is the weirdest thing i ever saw.
Don't get me wrong, but - why does this guy love transfat so much?
Anyways, the artwork was - well, maybe you should work on it. I saw that main character twice sometimes, because I'm a lil drunk at the moment, but I still think the artwork needs some more work. Maybe I'll have a different opinion tomorrow, but I don't think so.
The idea was great, by the way, thoug, as I already said, weird. I really hope that square eyes will disappear. They were too much for me,

Score: 6

"Declaration of indepency"

submission: Blockhead: Episode 8

date: November 2, 2006

You want to know why this wasn't blockhead?
Block-head, BLOCK-HEAD...
I expected this to happen looong time ago. You have no gags anymore, so you do it just like those american mambojambo-ressigeur or how ever you may call those ppl - you know, those who work for greenpeace, they warm up old crap, recycle it and create an american sitcom - you just repeat your gags. Just like the hearts he sprayed on the wall, ok, hearts on helloween made the gag, but blockhead repeated "helloween is about love" all the time. A real blockhead would have sprayed hearts, yes, but after that he would have been yelling around that helloween is about throwing chuchumbers at trees. (no, not all the time, he would have been yelling that only ONCE).
Blockhead using his tongue was funny one time, but this time, he almost solved all of his problems with it. It would have been more funny if the policemen would have thrown him out of the car, because it was partly the reaction of the normal people which made up a part the film's character. Blockhead also never got busted, he never was wearing filthy cloth, that was completely out of the line. The second part that made up old blockheads was his childishness. He was stupid, of course, told people nonsense and stuff, but he actually never destroyed anything on purpose, like he did with the pumpkins in this film. Blockhead was like a baby, he might have thrown a pizza on the wall, or he might have thrown a chipmonk out of the window (in fact, I think the chipmonk survived that) but he never ever threw a pumpkin at driving cars, thats - almost hooligan. In Blockhead films should also be no gore. Ok, his conscience shot himself once, but even this "Zap - head away" suicide in the episode where blockhead sold a glass of nails, and even the blood on the face of blockhead when the old woman was drinking the glass was too much.
And, yes, the realism. I suppose it is not realistic that someone can disturb a private session, but it was surrealistic in a higher, in a mental level. It was no blockhead-face growing out of the chest of the conscience, it was no 12-meter tongue rolling around a street lamp, it was no green eyes and evil teeth. Eating a hat and a toaster is ok, but: is blockhead a superhero called tongus longus? I hope he isn't.
One small bit also distracted from the blockheadism. It was the woman calling the police, who told us that she has a job or something. The people in the previous episodes were interacting with blockhead, talking to him, but they never took action, they never disturbed him, they never stood in his way doing nonsense.

And that is it.

Score: 7

"We demonstrate physiks - but with faults"

submission: Super Mario Physics

date: July 8, 2005

Well, i don't know if someone already said that, but i saw an error instantly at the loading screen. F=m*g, thats F=m*9,81m/s², how do you get "F*g=m*9,81"? Howly crap, thats wrong! I am studying that stuff - never ever do that to me again. And the cooper shells are not really a wave, because one is independent from the movement of the next. The wave needs a medium to get through, so the cooper shells have to be fixed at each other, i.e. with a rope. Also, instead of following the law 1/2*m*a²+µ*v+k*s=0, which is a "differential equation" (is that word correct? i'm no good in english, doh) it just follows the gravity. That might look the same, but there is still a difference between a sinus and a parabel, especially if you move the variable t to the unlimited. Another error is, that it just makes an instant-boom when you are braking through the sound barrier. Thats also not correct. As long as you have supersonic speed, you are dragging the sonic conus behind you, so that there will stay the supersonic "bang" as long as you fly (at least for other ppl watching you). Ok, I tried it, but complaining in english is not my best.
Good idea at all, but a little bit - wrong.

Score: 10

"Good Work"

submission: Freak: Episode 2

date: January 22, 2005

That was a heavy piece of Artwork.
The Story is good, the Animations are extremely well made.
The Size is really quite big, but I know many Flashmovies which were bigger and had not a bit of the quality that film had.
I have to say it twice:
Good work, good work!
The Humor and violence rating is that low, because both isn't necessary.

Score: 5

"Again and again"

submission: Der Führer

date: December 28, 2004

This reminds me that small Adolph wasn't German at all ;-P

Score: 9

"Gonna sell that on Ebay"

submission: Harry Potter Revisited

date: December 28, 2004

I remember a film called "Lord of the weed" with Gabber Gandalf, Baggins the Drugdealer and a lots of Weed which was as awesome as that.
I hope the next HARRY POTTER REVISITED is as funny as this one.
I laughed a bubble in my belly.
Damn, my stomach hurz.